Anderson Cooper

"How many did you actually sleep with?"
– Anderson Cooper, getting personal with Bachelorette Jillian Harris about her former suitors, while guest hosting Live! With Regis and Kelly

Taylor Momsen

I'm an artist; I'm not going to use trigonometry."
– 16-year-old Taylor Momsen, on why she is passing on the traditional college experience, to Teen Vogue

Jon Gosselin

I'm single – per se."
– Jon Gosselin, clarifying his relationship status, to PEOPLE

Seth and Jonah

It's called Jew, Regis."
– Jonah Hill, explaining to Philbin why he and his Funny People costar Seth Rogen might look like brothers, on Live! With Regis and Kelly

"Diddy"

I don't do toilets, baby."
– Diddy, on why he couldn't pitch a fictional plumbing business, on It's On With Alexa Chung

Scarlett

"She didn't eat much, that's for sure."
– Iron Man 2 director Jon Favreau, on how Scarlett Johansson slimmed down for her role as the Black Widow in the film, to PEOPLE

David

"When they first saw them, they were like 'Daddy, why are you in your underwear so everyone can see?'"
– David Beckham, sharing his children's reaction to his underwear ads, to PEOPLE

Sienna

"It's really exciting to be in a film that people actually want to go and see! I was having to pay people to see my movies!"
– Sienna Miller, on costarring in her first blockbuster flick G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, to Nylon magazine

Brad

"Sometimes they bring you coffee, and sometimes it's cold, and sometimes you don't have a chair to sit on."
– Brad Pitt, joking about the rough life of a star, at the Berlin premiere of Inglourious Basterds in Berlin

(People magazine)